1. If time doesn't wait for you,
don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery
Just remove the damn battery
from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world
to treat u fairly
coz u r a good person
is like expecting the lion
not to attack u
coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured
by outer appearance and
what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside ..
but what we are inside ..
So, try going out naked tomorrow
and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if
you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care
walk as if you don't care
who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…!
That's called Attitude…!
Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry
that her daughter will marry
a better man than she did
and is convinced
and is convinced
that her son will never find a wife
as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man.
He never smoked,
drank had no affair.
When he died,
When he died,
the insurance company
refused the claim.
They said,
They said,
he who never lived,
cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife
in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed
He's now being harassed
by the Animal Rights Activists
for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building,
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage,
but we chose Marriage,
slow sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life
are either illegal, banned,
expensive or married
to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy-
Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies-
We should learn to love our enemies-
Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune
bapu di ya chacha di???
(which one you choose?)
12. 10% of road accidents are
due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement
Which makes it a logical statement
that 90% of accidents are
due to driving without drinking!
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