: Why Marry ?....Joke Collection
Have a good Laugh !!!! | Why Marry ?....Joke Collection 
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A single man inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Wife Wanted'.
Next day he was inundated with offers.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
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When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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A man is incomplete until he finds a spouse. Then he is finished .
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Then there was a man who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
And, by then, it was too late.'
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
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AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
 Wish You Total Happiness Blues….!!! | | | | |
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