[HM:245131] AWESOME LETTERS !

AWESOME LETTERS !
1.
Dear Optimist,
That's not a light at the end of the tunnel, that's the train.
Sincerely,
Pessimist

2.
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma is a bitch !!
Sincerely,
Titanic

3.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, lets Yahoo! It ….."
Just saying……
Sincerely,
Google

4.
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too huh ?!
Sincerely,
Michael Jackson

5.
Dear 2011,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black ?!
WTF happened ??
Sincerely,
1985

6.
Dear Facebook,
I can't believe you still haven't  gotten that 'dislike' button.
Sincerely,
Youtube

7.
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely,
Myspace

8.
Dear Mathematicians,
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely,
The Romans

9.
Dear Elevator,
We have a son and his name is Escalator.
Sincerely,
Stairs

10.
Dear Christopher Columbus,
Don't worry, half of our youth can't tell the difference between
America and India on a globe either.
Sincerely,
Americans

11.
Dear Procrastinators,
If you are reading this, I've done my job.
Sincerely,
Distraction:D

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M.Yusuf
Coonoor Nilgris

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