| Don't laugh loud.. They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in bed.
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You're beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You're my headache, one day I'll kill you.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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