Hyderabad Blues: May 2012

Thursday, 31 May 2012

[HM:253578] Animals

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[HM:253576] Anna Hazare Joke

Anna Hazare is fighting against corruption and the country is also saying that this government is the most corrupt ever. And the Congress Ministers are all sycophants, projecting Rahul Gandhi as the saviour of the country. This is about a minister speaking to public, telling a story.

A man had 3 sons. He gave them 100 rupees each and asked them to get something that will fill a whole room.

One son bought grass in 100 rupees but couldn't fill the room. Second one bought cotton but the room again remained empty. The 3rd son bought one candle for just 1 rupee and the whole room was full of light.

Then the leader said: Our Shree Rahul Gandhi is also like that son. Ever since he joined politics, out country has been shining with progress and prosperity.

And then Anna Hazare got up and asked '"WHERE ARE THE REMAINING 99 RUPEES?

[HM:253568] l LOVE

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[HM:253567] When I Look at You .....

When I Look at You .....

when i look at you .

everybody needs inspiration .,

everybody needs a song .,

a beautiful melody , when the nights are long .,

learn how to feel love ...

when my world is falling apart ,

when there's no light to break up the dark ,

that's when i look at you ..

when the waves are flooding the shore ,

and i can't find my way home anymore ,

that's when i look at you ..

when i look at you ,,

i see forgiveness , i see the truth .,

you love me for who i'am ;

like the stars hold the moon ,

right there where they are .,

and i know i'm not alone ..

you appear just like a dream ,

just like kaleidoscope color that cover me ,

all i need to live with you every breath ,

with you , i knew the mean of life ,

with you , i knew the mean of love ,

with you , i knew the mean of warm ,

that's when i look at you ..

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Love Her…

Love Her …When She Sips On Your Coffee Or Tea. She Only Wants To Make Sure it Tastes just Right For You.

Love Her…When She " Pushes " You To Pray. She Wants To Be With You in Paradise .

Love Her…When She Asks You To Play With The Kids. She Did Not "Make" Them On Her Own.

Love Her...When She is Jealous. Out Of All The Men She Can Have, She Chose You

Love Her…When She Has Annoying Little Habits That Drives You Nuts. You Have Them Too.

Love Her…When Her Cooking is Bad. She Tries.

Love Her…When She Looks Dishevelled in The Morning. She Always Grooms Herself Up Again.

Love her…When She Asks To Help With The Kids Homework. She Only Wants You To Be Part Of The Home.

Love her...When She Asks if She Looks Fat. Your Opinion Counts, So Tell Her She's Beautiful.

Love Her…When She Looks Beautiful. She's Yours So Appreciate Her.

Love Her...When She Spends Hours To Get Ready. She Only Wants To Look Her Best For You.

Love Her…when she buys you gifts you don't like. Smile and tell her it's what you've always wanted.

Love Her…When She Has Developed A Bad Habit. You Have Many More And With Wisdom And Politeness You Have All The Time To Help Her Change.

Love Her…When She Cries For Absolutely Nothing. Don't Ask, Tell Her its Going To Be Okay

Love Her…When She Suffers From PMS. Buy Chocolate, Rub Her Feet And Back And Just Chat To Her (trust me this works!)

Love Her…When Whatever You Do is Not Pleasing. It Happens And Will Pass

Love Her…When She Stains Your Clothes. You Needed A New Thobe (kurta) Anyway

Love Her…When She Tells You How To Drive. She Only Wants You To Be Safe.

Love Her…When She Argues. She Only Wants To Make Things Right For Both

Love Her…She is Yours. You Don't Need Any Other Special Reason !!!!

All This Forms Part Of A Woman's Character. Women Are Part Of Your Life And Should Be Treated As The Queen.

The Messenger Of Allah (peace be upon him) Advised Concerning The Woman:

>> Treat The Women Well.

>> The Best Of You Are Those Who Are The Best in The Treatment Of Their Wives.

>> No One Honours The Woman Except An Honorable Man. And No One Humiliates Her Or Holds Her in Contempt Except One Who is Evil, Vile, Wicked And Depraved.

Don't Wait For That Special Occasion,

Take Time Now To Make Her Feel Special in Every Way!

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[HM:253563] Thought of the day - Judging ourselves

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.

So next time you judge yourself, think realistic and think logical :)

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[HM:253562] Out Of Office Replies :)

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will

reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my
brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management
team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return
from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word
in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and
try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you
can see who did this over and over and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive
a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

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[HM:253561] Listen To Your Parents

Man also goes through the cycle of second childhood when he grows old. What pains me is that the current generation has a care free attitude, and leaving their parents in old-age homes. please remember that When one grows old the mental and physical capacities go down - here is when he/she needs help and hand holding. The present generation is leading a hify life but never cares for the elderly parents who patiently wait for a few words from them - the parents live in solitude expecting someone to speak to them and make them feel happy and wanted in this world.

I have always come across people saying that its a headache to take care of elders - I would think within myself - imagine if the same would have been thought by your parents when you were a kid.

Every month sending money from abroad or from the city that you live in, does not fulfill the void created by feeling lonely and wanting to be talked to,listened to,cared for. We have to make them feel that the world is still wanting you and is a better place to lead a life to the fullest.stand beside your parents because they had a dream with you, they did so much for you. Most important what you are today is only for your parents not anyone else in the world. Look your parents with Love and care.

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[HM:253560] Story: Baloons seller and the Kid

extract from 'you can win' by Shiv Khera

There was a man who made a living selling balloons at a fair. He had
all colors of
balloons, including red, yellow, blue, and green. Whenever business
was slow, he would
release a helium-filled balloon into the air and when the children saw
it go up, they all
wanted to buy one. They would come up to him, buy a balloon, and his
sales would go up
again. He continued this process all day. One day, he felt someone
tugging at his jacket.
He turned around and saw a little boy who asked, "If you release a
black balloon, would
that also fly?" Moved by the boy's concern, the man replied with
empathy, "Son, it is not
the color of the balloon, it is what is inside that makes it go up."

The same thing applies to our lives. It is what is inside that counts.
The thing inside of us
that makes us go up is our attitude.
Have you ever wondered why some individuals, organizations, or
countries are more
successful than others?
It is not a secret. These people simply think and act more
effectively. They have learned
how to do so by investing in the most valuable asset--people. I
believe that the success
of an individual, organization or country, depends on the quality of
their people

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

[HM:253558] Lesson

Lesson worth learning!!!

When John D Rockefeller ran the Standard Oil Company one of his senior executives made a mistake that cost over $2 million.

The other executives thought Rockefeller would come down heavy on him and probably fire him. But he didn't. Before he called the man in,
he sat down, took a notepad and wrote across the top of it: 'Points in favour of this man'. Then he listed the man's strengths, including how he'd once helped the company make the right decision and earn them millions of dollars.

One of the senior executives who witnessed it later said, 'Whenever I am tempted to rip into someone, I force myself to sit down and compile
a list of the good qualities they have. By the time I have finished, I have the right perspective. And best of all, my anger is under control. I can't tell you how many times this habit has prevented me from committing one of life's costliest mistakes-losing my temper. I recommend it to anyone who must deal with people.

So before you jump to conclusions about someone, stop and ask God for wisdom, then sit down and make a list of their best qualities. If you do you may come to a different conclusion. One thing is for sure, you'll approach them with the right attitude and you won't say things you'll later regret...

[HM:253557] Thought provoking Poem"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In tamil)

புதிய பாரதி - நவீன உலகம்

காலை எழுந்தவுடன் email

வாலைக் குமரியுடன் face book
சாலை முழுவதும் Mobile Talk
மாலை முடியும் வரை Chit Chat
மாலை முடிந்ததும் Work Hour Start

பொய்யுரை எழுத Status Reports
மெய்யுரை சொல்ல Company Reports
பொய்யை மெய்யாக்க Status Call
மெய்யை உறுதியாக்க Conference Call
பொய்யும் மெய்யும் கலந்த Live Call

டாகுமென்ட் எழுத Copy & Paste
ப்ரோக்ராம் எழுத Cut & Paste
மறந்ததைப் படிக்க E-Learning
படிக்காமல் உறங்க Audio-Learning
படித்ததை நினைவூட்ட Google Search

கூடிப் பேச Conference Hall
கூடாமல் பேச Coffee Break
காதல் செய்ய Live Chat
குறட்டை விட Training Session
அரட்டை அடிக்க Lunch Break

ஓசியில் திங்க Team Lunch
தின்றதைச் செரிக்க Gym Sport
ஊரைச் சுற்ற Team Golf
ஆடிப் பாட Team Outing
ஓடி விளையாட Paint Ball

பொழுது போக்க Birthday Party
இதையும் மீறி Friday Pub
அதையும் மீறி Weekend Party
ஆயிரம் இருந்தும் NO PEACE OF MIND

[HM:253556] Birth Control Pills- Joke

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me,

Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old what possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "Simple. I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

[HM:253553] Yummy drinks wallpapers..

Thanks & Regards

Shyjith M

[HM:253551] Optimist Vs Pessimist

The pessimist finds fault;

The optimist discovers a remedy.

The pessimist seeks sympathy;

The optimist spreads cheer.

The pessimist criticizes circumstances;

The optimist changes conditions.

The pessimist complains about the apple seeds;

The optimist plants them.

The pessimist imagines impending dangers;

The optimist sees signs of prosperity.

The pessimist disparages;

The optimist encourages.

The pessimist creates loneliness;

The optimist finds friends.

The pessimist nibbles at the negative;

The optimist is nourished by the positive.

The pessimist builds barriers;

The optimist removes roadblocks.

The pessimist invents trouble;

The optimist enriches the environment

[HM:253550] Right Foot and Brain :)

This is interesting :)

1. While sitting in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

:)

[HM:253549] Story: Giving your 100 %

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of
marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that
he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl
agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave
the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had
promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as
he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way
he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a
relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has
given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any
relationship like love, friendship,etc. , Give your hundred percent to
everything you do and get peace of mind.

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

[HM:253534] sandesva of the din yeahhhh

How many SECRETS hidden in ur cel r directly proportional to
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How quickly u snatch it back when someone takes It...!!!!!

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[HM:253522] Health: Foods That Increase LDL Cholesterol

By Sally Hansley Odum, eHow Contributor

There are two types of cholesterol--one is "good" (HDL) and one is "bad" (LDL). Cholesterol cannot dissolve in the blood and must be transported to and from the cells by carriers known as lipoproteins. LDL stands for Low Density Protein. HDL stands for High Density Protein. Both of these lipids, in conjunction with triglycerides and Lp(a) cholesterol make up your total cholesterol count.

What Does LDL (Bad) Cholesterol Do?

· It is believed that HDL (good cholesterol) carries cholesterol away from the arteries and back to the liver, from whence it will eventually go out of the body. Scientists further believe that LDL (bad cholesterol) can slowly build up in the arteries that carry blood to the heart and brain, thereby increasing the risk of heart attack or stroke.

The amount of LDL cholesterol in your diet is important if you are a healthy individual with no diseases, as a preventative measure. However, if you have any type of heart disease or high blood pressure, limiting the amount of LDL or "bad" cholesterol in your diet becomes even more important.

Foods That Increase LDL Cholesterol

· Organ meats--liver, gizzards and hearts. They tend to be high in cholesterol and should be eaten sparingly.

Beef--steaks, roast beef, beef stew, pot roast, hamburgers and ground beef. All of these are high in cholesterol and will increase your LDL. Eat them sparingly. When you simply have to eat red meat, be sure to choose the leanest cut possible. The leanest cuts of beef are the round, chuck, sirloin and loin. Trim off any visible fat. Choose extra lean or lean ground beef. Try cooking your hamburgers at home on a grill instead of ordering at a fast food restaurant. Red meat is the biggest culprit for increasing LDL cholesterol.

Lamb--Choose the leanest lamb cuts from the loin, arm and leg.

All Fried or Deed Fried Foods--These will increase LDL cholesterol by virtue of the cooking method. Frying foods necessitates something to fry them in, be it oil, Crisco, lard or butter. Adding these to food will increase your LDL cholesterol. The best cooking method for those looking to lower cholesterol are baking, grilling or broiling. These remove some of the fat from the meat and they do not add additional fats. Foods that are commonly deep fried include: southern fried chicken, hush puppies, onion rings and blooming onions.

French Fries--These starchy, tasty morsels are deep-fried in oil or fat. As good as they may be, they should not be consumed by those wanting to lower LDL cholesterol.

Any food that is basted with fat drippings -- What's the good of grilling, baking or roasting a turkey, chicken or ham if you're just going to baste it with fat drippings?

Food that is seasoned with fat, pan drippings, bacon, ham hocks, neck bones Even though you cook a delicious, healthy pot of collards or other greens, once you add the seasoning meat (usually high in fat), you've added cholesterol to the pot. Try other methods of seasoning including herbs and specialty seasoning mixes.

Processed Foods--These include hot dogs, sausages, salami and bologna.

Lard, Butter, Whole Milk, Whole Cheese and other Dairy Products--Lard is animal fat. Stay away from it if you want to lower your cholesterol. Whole dairy products contain a high level of fat. Choose the low-fat varieties or skim milk if you want to lower your LDL cholesterol.

Eggs -- The yolk is the part of the egg that has higher cholesterol. Egg whites do not contain that much. In many recipes, it is possible to substitute just the egg whites rather than to use the whole egg. It's also possible to buy egg substitutes that are cholesterol-free. There have been some studies showing that free-range chickens with an organic diet lay eggs with lower cholesterol than large production chicken farms.

Cakes, pastries and pies--At first glance, it may not seem as if these sweet items are dripping in cholesterol, but often they are. Butter is a very common ingredient in all these delicious items. Sometimes pastries are deep fried in oil, such as apple turnovers.

Increase Life Expectancy by Lowering LDL Cholesterol

· Eating a heart-healthy diet can help save your life, increase your life span and give you a better quality of life. Just a few minor adjustments to your diet can bring tremendous rewards in good health. According to "High Speed Healing," "In one massive study in the United States, lowering daily cholesterol intake by 200 milligrams / 1,000 calories led to a 37 percent lower risk of death from any cause and added 3.4 years to total life expectancy."

Foods That Increase LDL Cholesterol | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/way_5329789_foods-increase-ldl-cholesterol.html#ixzz1vt0pOuyL

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