Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Ø It's nice to see your back; especially after seeing your face.
Ø Where there's a will there's a lawyer.
Ø If at first you don't succeed, don't make a fool of yourself.
Ø You have a point, but fortunately it is covered up by your hair.
Ø Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Ø Somewhere there is a village that is missing you.
Sigmund Freud |
Priceless
I don't care who you are or what you believe,
This is funnneeee!!!
Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
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A man, his bike, and his chick...
It just doesn't get any better than this..
Never underestimate redneck ingenuity... 
I'm pretty sure they're heading to Wal-Mart.....................
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed
Have a nice day!!!
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