> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Aka MURPHY'S ADDITIONAL LAWS
>
> 1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
>
> 2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
>
> 3) My road to success is always under construction.
>
> 4) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but if you think again,
> neither does Milk.
>
> 5) It's funny but In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that
> you don't need it.
>
> 6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
> fattening or married to someone else.
>
> 7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter
> before you hear them speak.
>
> 8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.
>
> 9) If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
>
> 10) He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don't
> have gold follow them.
>
> 11) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being
> sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
>
> 12) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person
> in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
>
> 13) If you have paper, you don't have a pen! If you have a pen, you
> don't have paper! if you have both, no one calls.
>
> 14) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
>
> 15) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
>
> 16) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the
> cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~
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