[HM:247286] How Newton Invented Laws... And some illness in bollywood style.

Newton's law:
A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it. It
stopped.
He found his first law,
"An object continues to move unless it's
... stopped".
He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a
Sound "MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!
After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton,
then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE
REACTION'.:P
Bimari - Bollywood style :
1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER
2. Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye....... INSOMNIA
3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION
4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
5. Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere........CORN ON FEET
6.Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS
7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO..
8. Chhoop gaye sare nazare O A kya baat ho gayee : POOR EYE VISION
9. Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai..... HIGH BP
10. Panchhi banu oodti firoon.............LOOSING WEIGHT
11. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
12. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK

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