Hyderabad Blues: September 2012

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Re: [HM:254980] JESUS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE

i thought it is offending religion,can u explain the good in it

On 9/29/12, vinod phillips <vinod.phillips@gmail.com> wrote:
> U shd be mentally instable grow up
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> On 9/27/12, Vani Sankar <pathumai@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> *A Burgler broke into a house one night. *****
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>> *He shined his flashlight around, *
>> *looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
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>> 'Jesus knows you're here.'
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>> He nearly jumped out of his skin, *
>> *clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
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>> When he heard nothing more , *
>> *after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
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>> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he *
>> *could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
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>> 'Jesus is watching you.'
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>> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,*
>> *looking for the source of the voice.
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>> Finally, in the corner of the room, *
>> *his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.*
>> [image:
>> http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/quaker-parrot-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/quaker-parrot-0005.jpg]
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>> *'**Did you say that?'* he hissed at the parrot.
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>> 'Yep',* the parrot confessed, then squawked,
>> *'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'*
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>> The burglar relaxed. *'Warn me, huh? *****
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>> *Who in the world are you?'*
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>> 'Moses,'* replied the bird.
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>> 'Moses?'* the burglar laughed. *'What kind of people would name a bird
>> Moses?'*
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>> 'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.'**
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>> *****
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>> [image:
>> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00443/snn2826rot682_443798a.jpg]*
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> Vinu..
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> The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
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> Don"t tell "GOD" how "BIG" your "Problem" is; tell the "Problem " how
> "BIG" your "GOD" is!
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> We are also on Face Book, Click on Like to jois us
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>
> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/hyd-masti/GO9LYiFoudM/TKqvCCq2EbMJ
>

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[HM:254940] PRETTY SELENA GOMEZ PHOTOSHOOT..

Thanks & Regards

Shyjith M

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[HM:254939] Irina Shayk looks simply gorgeous..

Thanks & Regards

Shyjith M

[HM:254937] NICE MODEL..

Thanks & Regards

Shyjith M

Saturday, 29 September 2012

Re: [HM:254932] JESUS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE

U shd be mentally instable grow up

On 9/27/12, Vani Sankar <pathumai@gmail.com> wrote:
> ** **
>
> **
>
> ** **
>
>
> ****
>
>
> ****
>
> ** **
>
>
>
>
> *A Burgler broke into a house one night. *****
>
> *He shined his flashlight around, *
> *looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
>
> 'Jesus knows you're here.'
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, *
> *clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>
> When he heard nothing more , *
> *after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he *
> *could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
>
> 'Jesus is watching you.'
>
> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,*
> *looking for the source of the voice.
>
> Finally, in the corner of the room, *
> *his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.*
> [image:
> http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/quaker-parrot-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/quaker-parrot-0005.jpg]
>
>
>
> *'**Did you say that?'* he hissed at the parrot.
> *
> 'Yep',* the parrot confessed, then squawked,
> *'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'*
>
> The burglar relaxed. *'Warn me, huh? *****
>
> *Who in the world are you?'*
> *
> 'Moses,'* replied the bird.
> *
> 'Moses?'* the burglar laughed. *'What kind of people would name a bird
> Moses?'*
> *
> 'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.'**
>
> *****
>
> [image:
> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00443/snn2826rot682_443798a.jpg]*
> ***
>
> ****
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> ****
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> ** **
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> --
>
> --
> We are also on Face Book, Click on Like to jois us
> FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hyderabad-Masti/335077553211328
> FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/hydmasti/
>
> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/hyd-masti/GO9LYiFoudM/TKqvCCq2EbMJ
>

--
Vinu..

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Don"t tell "GOD" how "BIG" your "Problem" is; tell the "Problem " how
"BIG" your "GOD" is!

--
We are also on Face Book, Click on Like to jois us
FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hyderabad-Masti/335077553211328
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Re: [HM:254931] JESUS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE

u r mentally ill ( grow up)

On 9/27/12, Vani Sankar <pathumai@gmail.com> wrote:
> ** **
>
> **
>
> ** **
>
>
> ****
>
>
> ****
>
> ** **
>
>
>
>
> *A Burgler broke into a house one night. *****
>
> *He shined his flashlight around, *
> *looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
>
> 'Jesus knows you're here.'
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, *
> *clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>
> When he heard nothing more , *
> *after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he *
> *could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
>
> 'Jesus is watching you.'
>
> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,*
> *looking for the source of the voice.
>
> Finally, in the corner of the room, *
> *his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.*
> [image:
> http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/quaker-parrot-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/quaker-parrot-0005.jpg]
>
>
>
> *'**Did you say that?'* he hissed at the parrot.
> *
> 'Yep',* the parrot confessed, then squawked,
> *'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'*
>
> The burglar relaxed. *'Warn me, huh? *****
>
> *Who in the world are you?'*
> *
> 'Moses,'* replied the bird.
> *
> 'Moses?'* the burglar laughed. *'What kind of people would name a bird
> Moses?'*
> *
> 'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.'**
>
> *****
>
> [image:
> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00443/snn2826rot682_443798a.jpg]*
> ***
>
> ****
>
>
> ****
>
> ** **
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> ** **
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> ** **
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> **
>
> --
>
> --
> We are also on Face Book, Click on Like to jois us
> FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hyderabad-Masti/335077553211328
> FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/hydmasti/
>
> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/hyd-masti/GO9LYiFoudM/TKqvCCq2EbMJ
>

--
Vinu..

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Don"t tell "GOD" how "BIG" your "Problem" is; tell the "Problem " how
"BIG" your "GOD" is!

--
We are also on Face Book, Click on Like to jois us
FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hyderabad-Masti/335077553211328
FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/hydmasti/

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Friday, 28 September 2012

[HM:254929] Humor: Goodbye Mom :)

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

M Junaid Tahir

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