Re: [HM:254931] JESUS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE

u r mentally ill ( grow up)

On 9/27/12, Vani Sankar <pathumai@gmail.com> wrote:
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> *A Burgler broke into a house one night. *****
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> *He shined his flashlight around, *
> *looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
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> 'Jesus knows you're here.'
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> He nearly jumped out of his skin, *
> *clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
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> *after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
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> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he *
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> 'Jesus is watching you.'
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> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,*
> *looking for the source of the voice.
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> Finally, in the corner of the room, *
> *his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.*
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> *'**Did you say that?'* he hissed at the parrot.
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> 'Yep',* the parrot confessed, then squawked,
> *'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'*
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> The burglar relaxed. *'Warn me, huh? *****
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> *Who in the world are you?'*
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> 'Moses,'* replied the bird.
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> 'Moses?'* the burglar laughed. *'What kind of people would name a bird
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> 'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.'**
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