DEDICATED 2 ALL MY ENGINEER FRNDZ...... NJOY...... Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an Animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a Horse I go to work running like a Deer I work all the day like a Donkey I run around for 11 months like a Bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a Monkey if I get time. I am like a Rabbit before my wife Doctor: Are you an ENGINEER? Man: Yes Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the begining itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me. |
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