[HM:250642] Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $ 8.00 Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 Fried Explorer: $ 12.50 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $ 100.00 Stuffed Indian Politician $ 200.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Indian Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." --

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